Seriously, people, do not ask me to be on conference calls that require anything resembling coherent thoughts on a Friday. And certainly, under no circumstances back to back on a Friday at 11:30am, then 12:30pm. And most definitely, not on Friday the 13th. Is it really too much to ask?
If you want me to help you, it's best to pick times when I'm at my most productive. The above situations are NEVER those times.
Thank you,
Whitney Bryant
Strategic Accounts Manager
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Dear Whitney,
Thank you for your thoughtful comments on our scheduling of conference calls. We feel, however, that your disinterest in these calls is a threat to the dynamic synergy that is a part of our culture here at Joe Blow, Co. We ask that all employees embrace their responsibilities in such a manner that will create a win-win situation for all involved. This is the benchmark for which we strive to meet. I look forward to our continued dialogue on this and many other substantive issues and challenges facing us going forward.
Sincerely,
J. Robert Douchebag
Corporate Bullshit Specialist and Paradigm Shifter
no more perfect response has ever been posted.
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